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The dreams of a male dummy (3)After Obama went to Oslo to accept the Nobel Peace Prize

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Friend: “Hi, how have you been? I haven’t seen you in a long time.”
I:    “I was out of the country for a while…”
F:   “Oh! Your buddy, Obama, went to Oslo to accept the Nobel Peace Prize. I
heard you were accompanying him to Europe. Did you?”
I:   “Well, my answer is, your question was not specific enough. But, if you think I
am a man of wisdom, I’ll answer by giving you a different answer that will
knock you out.”
F:   “OK, OK! Let’s hear it, then.”
I:    “If you asked if I went to Oslo with Obama, the answer is “No,” because I was
not invited. If you asked if I went to Oslo, the answer is “Yes.”
If you asked if I went to Oslo to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, the answer is
“No,” because I was offered a different prize.
If you asked if I went to Oslo to accept the prize, the answer is “No,”
because I did not accept the offer...”
F:   “OK! Stop. You refused an offer from the Nobel Prize Committee!? You are a traitor to the country, to your family, your friends! How will you
face your ancestors? What about your conscience?”
I:   “Well, I said it was going to knock you out. Please calm down.”
F:   “OK…go on.”
I:   “You know Obama has been talking a lot and giving a lot of speeches lately, and most of them please a lot of ears, hearts, minds, and brains.”
F:   "Hey you. Don’t play tricks on me. What’s the difference between ears,
hearts, minds and brains in this context?”
I:   “Let me finish. And, he declared the surge of US soldiers to Afghanistan. Almost no one appreciates whatever I say, and I have never been invited to give a speech. I am 100% sure I have no way to contribute to any kind of peace. So, I really should not accept the war prize of any kind. Nobel, or not Nobel. Period.”
Bang! Bang! I was outside the bed. And, my beloved wife was screaming, “You are day dreaming! If you have time to day dream, you have time for a second job.”
“I am not day dreaming. I was night dreaming.”
“So you talk back! I have good news for you. There is a basement under the floor.” 



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