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The dreams of a male dummy (18) Unemployment and birth rate

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Friend: “So, we should be hearing more news about jobs now, right?”

I:          “Not necessarily.  I don’t think health reform news will be dying out soon.”

F:         “I heard that the unemployment rate for Hispanic people has been especially high for a while now already.”

I:          “If that right, their birth rate will be higher soon too.”

F:         “Why?”

I:          “Without jobs, people stay home more since they don’t have much money to spend.  And since people have less money, they might even turn off the electricity earlier to save on their utility bills.  So, it’s probable that they stay in bed longer too.”

F:         “Oh, Wiseman, give me a break!”

I:          “So, you still don’t get it!?  Do you?  Let me ask you, before you deliver a baby, what would you have to be?”

F:         “I have to be pregnant.   It’s simple!”

I:          “OK!  How about before you get pregnant, what ….”

F:         “I got it!  I have to be ‘nonpregnant’!”

I:          “You are a genius!  You know. Before you get pregnant, you have to be ‘nonpregnant’! …”

Bang! Bang! I was outside the bed. And, my beloved wife was screaming:

"Pregnant!  Nonpregnant’!  Which young woman were you dreaming of?”

 

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