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The dreams of a male dummy (12) Advice for the Golden Tiger Year

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Several friends got together to have a dinner party on Golden New Year's Eve.  After dinner, we sat around the table chatting about what we thought we would face in the coming year.

George said, "The divorce rate went down this past year. Does anyone know why?"
Mary responded, "Fewer people got married? Weddings have been very expensive recently.  I think that is the main reason.”

Peter, Mary's newly wedded husband, said, "I think there is another reason. Divorce has also been very expensive lately.”

George picked it up, "You know Johnson and Cindy got divorced half a year ago. They said about half of their property was used to pay the attorneys."
I interrupted, "Let me give Mary and Peter a Golden Tiger New Year piece of advice. The next time you get married again, sign a contract saying neither of you will use an attorney in case of divorce."
 

Bang! Bang! I was outside the bed. And my beloved wife was screaming: “What!? You advocate divorce!?"

Note:  Bold words are not expressed in a dream. 

 

 

 

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